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eBaums World joke of the day

Postby Crimson Dave » October 7th, 2005, 4:50 pm

A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump.

"You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor.

"Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead."



ahahaha what a joke!

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Postby The Lemon King » October 7th, 2005, 4:56 pm

hahahaha I just seen that too. bloody hell..... :P
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Postby luckycatz » October 8th, 2005, 4:07 pm

LMAO! Thats just wrong....
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Postby Crimson Dave » October 8th, 2005, 7:50 pm

luckycatz wrote:LMAO! Thats just wrong....


You love it.
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Postby luckycatz » October 10th, 2005, 1:31 pm

Crimson Dave wrote:
luckycatz wrote:LMAO! Thats just wrong....


You love it.


I hate to admit it but if the situation were to arise I don't think I would be able to refrain myself from trying to reenact such a vial but extremely funny joke!
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