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The Four Yorkshiremen

Postby Greebo 61 » July 16th, 2005, 9:59 am

If you know the "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch from Monty Python, you won't need me to explain how this goes. And if don't, you'll probably find it all a bit odd. Let's try and cap each other's tales Of hardship from our youth.

When I were a lass, I had to eat mounds of boiled cabbage, which made me feel sick, and I weren't allowed to leave t'table until I'd ate it all.
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Postby jordcluff » July 19th, 2005, 12:43 pm

cabbage? luxury! i remember when i were a lad, we were so bloody poo-er, we had to use the boiled cabbage water from next door's boiled cabbage as a kind of soup, and us father had us in' field workin' for 19 and' alf hours a day. and we 'ad to marry us sister to save money on 'er wedding and on bills. cabbage indeed
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Postby glorfindel » December 11th, 2005, 3:50 pm

cabbage a whole CABBAGE, YOu where lucky
we had one leaf of tree in park ,boiled in muddy water out of sewer ,well i say boiled what we did was leave it out in sun for 10 minuets before we split it up between 10 of us.
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Postby Pretty_Blossom » December 11th, 2005, 6:39 pm

a leaf? a whole leaf? and you dare complain about it?!
When I was a lass, all I got to eat was the wrapping paper of food that people thrue away, with the little leftovers on it to keep me alive...
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Postby glorfindel » December 12th, 2005, 12:56 pm

:shock: You where lucky :shock:
we used to dream of cast off litter.
the best we ad was the scum scraped out ov bin out side chippy.( note nothern dialect there as i come from up north.)( this is totalt a uk thing)...
an we used to eat it with a broken bottle as sunday best.boy did we look forward to sundays........ 8)
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Postby jordcluff » February 28th, 2006, 10:46 am

chippy? by 'eck you 'ad it made, lad. when we wuz young, all we 'ad wuz a place that sold batter 'cuz there wuz a famine of the potatoes. bloody irish. anyhow, we used to scrape all the money we'd earnt over the year, an' it wernt much, to buy a bag of batter to keep us warm in' winter. chippy? bloody luxury. you don't know yer born, boy.
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Postby llamedos » August 8th, 2006, 11:53 pm

bat'er you got bat'er un leaeves you dun kwnw whut hardship were our mum threw us out at 7 months and we ad ta fend fo orselves i'll never forget the tastew of mud and we were damn glud for it if t' we wut locky we might tave got't a dead rat for chrismuss and the mud was roight versatile like, used t use it for clothes unt all
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Postby glorfindel » October 21st, 2006, 5:03 pm

a whole rat to your self!!!!!
you were lucky.!!!!!
we never even dreamt ov a whole rat to ourselves
if we cound get a flea once a month we considered ourselves well fed.
and as for mud well you was proper posh you was if you had mud........
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Postby Pretty_Blossom » October 23rd, 2006, 3:18 pm

fleas? you think fleas are bad? at least fleas have some nutrients in them!
all we had were bacterias, and not a lot of them either.
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Postby glorfindel » October 23rd, 2006, 5:54 pm

bacterias!!!!! bacterias gods women ,if our mum found us beggin santa for bacterias for chrismas , shed ov beat us black and blue for being so greedy .
the nights we,d sit in our hovel hopeing on hope that one of us would catch a cold so we could all feast on the germs..........you were lucky
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Postby llamedos » October 31st, 2006, 11:43 am

(pardon one second there by good man i believe you referto the non living entities known as viruses)
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Postby Pretty_Blossom » November 1st, 2006, 10:13 pm

u can't eat viruses - no nutritional value whatsoever
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Postby glorfindel » November 2nd, 2006, 7:35 pm

that was the WHOLE POINT :lol:

please go straight to the argument thread so i can shout at you some more :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby llamedos » December 9th, 2006, 12:40 am

nyhha varrusses ya ad it mayd lad we ad't ter evolve ayr onn photo synthetic't syastem inn arrr onn skeins lad
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Postby Applewoodtree » December 19th, 2006, 9:22 pm

You think all that's bad, well let me tell yer somethin'. We t'eat arselves to s'vive. Cut our toes off f'January, and work ah way oop ourselves for t'other munths.
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