The NEW new Pub of Evil

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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » June 6th, 2008, 4:09 pm

I understand Apple, we are all driven by out instinct to eat.

Cheery, cooeee! Service for my fruity friend please!
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby Applewoodtree » June 6th, 2008, 11:51 pm

And also... it is the pub of EVIL...
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » June 8th, 2008, 3:14 pm

A fair point extremely well made!
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 8th, 2008, 5:11 pm

So why do you expect me to feed you?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby Applewoodtree » June 8th, 2008, 5:13 pm

Because I'm hungry.... does that work?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 9th, 2008, 4:20 am

Where's the evil in feeding hungry apples?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » June 9th, 2008, 8:27 am

It would be evil if you were to feed him apple cake....
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby Applewoodtree » June 9th, 2008, 8:47 am

I think someone did that once, a looong time ago........ *everything goes all misty and then everyone remembers together*
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 9th, 2008, 2:20 pm

Or I could feed you nuts and raisins and cinnamon and put you in the oven when you're full. And afterwards I could put you in a bowl of custard.

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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » June 10th, 2008, 10:42 am

do it, do it!!!!!!

*runs off to find a spoon*
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby Applewoodtree » June 10th, 2008, 4:58 pm

Um... no.... you don't eat hungry people... do you?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » June 22nd, 2008, 1:56 pm

The (strangely familiar) naked sreeming man enters carrying a large sack throwing it at the tree, it opens spilling compost all around the trunk.

Naked screaming man climbs into the rafters and disappears, severel big thuds are heard and two banshees and a bogart fall uncoscious to the floor. There is the sound of water splashing and the screaming stops, being replaced by whistling. A little while later the sound of something descending again is heard.
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » October 7th, 2009, 10:43 pm

what do we have to do to get a drink round hear.
bar dwarf,
BAR DWARF!!!
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 8th, 2009, 2:48 pm

Ah, I think the trouble is the drawf and the cat often head straight for the games, so don't notice posts in the other threads..

Perhaps if we shout together at the same time.... *SERVICE PLEASE WHEN YOU'RE READY!*
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