The NEW new Pub of Evil

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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » October 8th, 2009, 10:20 pm

want to try a mini game, might get some attention

what do you think is the most complex drink we can concoct before they take notice
any ingredients allowed more imaginative the better
ill start

three shots of Apples fermenting wasp liqueur
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 9th, 2009, 5:25 am

*chackie chan jumps into the thread*

*glares*

fingers off the wasp liqueur!

*sighs*

And a welcome-back-to-the-pub-llamedos-beer on the house for all. :mrgreen:

Isn't it amazing how the phrase 'the dwarf and the cat usually head straight for the games' would be very weird everywhere outside this board?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 9th, 2009, 8:39 am

Hurrah! Excellent tactic llamedos, extremely effecient!

Very nice to have drinks all round, especially on a Friday. Cheers!
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 9th, 2009, 11:32 am

*flops down on a chair and has a beer herself*

You're right as always, dear biscuit.
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 9th, 2009, 2:22 pm

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Right, I'll get the next round it... who's for scumble? Or is it a little early?!
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 9th, 2009, 4:08 pm

I think I'd like something with bananananananas...
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 12th, 2009, 8:50 am

oooh, Monday morning wisdom says it was defiantely too early for Scumble or anything involving banananananas.

Could I have something that goes fizz please, or possibly some sort of herbal wine?
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » October 18th, 2009, 8:10 pm

dreams of the wasp liqueur but at least now I know it's not a mythical substance anymore
*all I need now is a plan to get it past the dwarf and sell it for millions*

lets see do i have anything valuable on me
*has a look through pockets*
*1 bogieman head a dead banshee and a jewel encrusted sward*

How long do you think these will last, I need to forget something!
another for you dearest dwarf maid and some more for my comrade in crumbs where ever they went. and a round on the house for the next poser to enter here
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 19th, 2009, 4:43 am

*puts something green and fizzy for Greebo and a glass of hot milk with honey for llamedos on the bar*

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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 19th, 2009, 9:06 am

where's mine? The cheek of that cat, stealing my fizzy herbal potion.

*sidles to the end of the bar, ever closer to the bottle of wasp liquer* * "now if I could just think of a way of passing it over to llamedos.."*
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 19th, 2009, 1:47 pm

*glares at Greebo*

How could you? Tsktsk!

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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby biscuit » October 19th, 2009, 3:06 pm

Naughty cat :D
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » October 23rd, 2009, 11:33 am

greebo gets the the green fzzy stuff and me the milk am i the only one feeling a little confused by this

i also have a traditional dwarf axe on me its very practical how much alcohol can i get for it
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 24th, 2009, 2:36 pm

Well, what can I say. It's the pub of evil...
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Re: The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby llamedos » November 10th, 2009, 10:39 pm

so can i get a proper drink now then
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