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The NEW new Pub of Evil

Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 1:37 pm

Welcome everybody to the NEW NEW Pub of Evil!
Sit down and have a drink while meeting evil associates or plotting against your arch enemies!
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 1:39 pm

Yay!

The lizardman enters the pub, orders a Diet Coke and starts drawing diagrams of little people with "hacker" written next to them being killed in the most cruel way imaginable.
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 7:06 pm

Something to drink for you lizardman?
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 7:10 pm

Yeah! What you got??
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 8:00 pm

Beer - or at least I think it's beer, it's sort of yellow-brownish - scumble, some sugary red and blue stuff .... oh and lemonade!
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 8:06 pm

I'll have everything, mixed together in a bucket, please.
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 8:12 pm

Here's your bucket.

And be careful if Flibble turns up, he might try to kick it!
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 8:16 pm

OK, I'll watch out for him. You want anything madam Dwarf??
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 8:18 pm

I'D like something with bananananananas and a cherry in it, but there seems to be no fresh fruit in this completely new place yet...
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 8:22 pm

OK.

*calls Flibble to bring in bowl of fruit*

There you are, my favorite dwarf.
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 26th, 2005, 8:27 pm

*takes whole bowl as it happens to be Apples fruit bowl*

Hey, there are strawberry stains on the cushions!

Thank you, Nork! Prost and bye - gotta go now!
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 8:27 pm

And a good Prost to you as well!!

Byeeeeeeee!
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Postby The_Bad_Man » June 26th, 2005, 9:23 pm

cheery_littlebottom wrote:And be careful if Flibble turns up, he might try to kick it!


*Baddie stumbles out the corner*

oh oh, it is not his bucket kicking antics you must be wary of, oh my no, for you see flibble is notorious for many things associates with buckets he may try and steal the bucket!! or even worse still your gold! and slurp your tea while your not looking...

Flibble comes, but ask yourself... does he come from you?
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Than you can with just a kind word

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but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Postby KronKron » June 27th, 2005, 2:35 pm

*Collapses trough door* I have just had a bad encounter with concentrated ammonia...it burns, but in your head. Give me some fermented laboratory sugar!!! I have some cunning drawings leading to the death of the hacker, all of involve a rather unpleasant Rafflesia flower
From below the dragon dark comes forth,
Nithhogg flying from Nithafjoll;
The bodies of men on his wings he bears
(Section from the Voluspa)
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 27th, 2005, 6:10 pm

*Doesn't know what Kron is talking about but hands him a bowl of sugar*

Will that do?
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