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Postby The_Bad_Man » June 27th, 2005, 8:50 pm

To put the ginger beer torture method another way. Ever had it when after having a fizzy drink the liquid has frothered up your noise from the back of your throat? well take that but apply ginger beer because it burns, shake up and allow the liquid to work it's magic as it shoots up the persons *ahem*

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Postby Lars Gimletscousin » June 28th, 2005, 10:14 am

um.. OW
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Postby Greebo 61 » June 28th, 2005, 10:22 am

Rub chilli juice on his/her/its sensitive spots, especially the eyeballs.
(Anyone who's ever forgotten to wash their hands after chopping chillis and then rubbed their eyes will know how painful this is)
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Postby KronKron » June 28th, 2005, 11:22 am

yah, inhaling concentrated ammonia also hurts
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Postby Reg Shoe » June 28th, 2005, 11:23 am

i concur with KronKrons last statement
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Postby Lars Gimletscousin » June 29th, 2005, 1:09 pm

also, superglue his nostrils together.
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Postby NorkNork » June 29th, 2005, 2:17 pm

Yikes.
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Postby Slippery Jim D'Griz » June 29th, 2005, 2:58 pm

botox his fingers so theyre all fat and puffy so he cant use a keyboard :)
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Postby commander_vimes » June 29th, 2005, 8:12 pm

burn his p.c then stick it to him while its on fire :evil:
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Postby Lars Gimletscousin » June 29th, 2005, 11:53 pm

Slippery Jim D'Griz wrote:botox his fingers so theyre all fat and puffy so he cant use a keyboard :)

ow
commander_vimes wrote:burn his p.c then stick it to him while its on fire :evil:


and ow
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Postby Spirit » June 30th, 2005, 9:42 am

Nail gun the hackers hands and feet to the wall and watch him suffer!
Beat me, whip me, call me fluffy--AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
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Postby soapsudd » July 2nd, 2005, 5:29 pm

pull out his/her's hair with twesers (a gazillion times more painfull than wax) withut holding the skin tight and one at a time
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Postby The_Bad_Man » July 2nd, 2005, 5:51 pm

soapsudd wrote:pull out his/her's hair with twesers (a gazillion times more painfull than wax) withut holding the skin tight and one at a time


I can see that been a very long tedious task.
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Postby NorkNork » July 2nd, 2005, 6:07 pm

But rewarding :twisted:
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Postby soapsudd » July 2nd, 2005, 9:04 pm

too right
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