Evil things to do to the Hacker.

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Evil things to do to the Hacker.

Postby Lars Gimletscousin » June 26th, 2005, 12:25 am

I say bury him deep in sand , then cover him in jam, then let loose killer ants all over him. :twisted:
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Postby Spirit » June 26th, 2005, 8:02 am

Poke him/her in the eyes with blunt forks whilst hung from a great height about a sea of pirahnas on a very fine wire that could snap at any moment!
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Postby The_Bad_Man » June 26th, 2005, 11:19 am

All I have to say is industrial strength glue and smashed up glass.
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Postby NorkNork » June 26th, 2005, 12:44 pm

Throw the inhabitants of the Big Brother House at him.
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Postby Oz » June 26th, 2005, 1:17 pm

Tie him to a chair and force him to listen to the Spice Girls
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Postby The_Bad_Man » June 26th, 2005, 9:37 pm

hmmm, theres only one thing this guy deserves, who here knows what is meant by "ginger beer tortue"?
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Postby wizzard » June 26th, 2005, 11:46 pm

ouch
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Postby Lars Gimletscousin » June 27th, 2005, 7:43 am

The_Bad_Man wrote:hmmm, theres only one thing this guy deserves, who here knows what is meant by "ginger beer tortue"?


Please explain
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Postby wizzard » June 27th, 2005, 10:07 am

You really don't want to know.

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Postby NorkNork » June 27th, 2005, 10:21 am

Please explain so we can do it to the hacker shouls we ever find out who he is.
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Postby The_Bad_Man » June 27th, 2005, 10:37 am

I'm going to let wizz explain it, he knows better what sort of language is appropriate for these forums and i'm sure can think of many colourful words to replace the inappropriate ones.
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Postby wizzard » June 27th, 2005, 10:40 am

Extract from The APF at L Space:

There has been much confusion on alt.fan.pratchett concerning what exactly constitutes the 'ginger beer trick', and which bodily orifices are involved. Terry says:

"To save debate running wild: I've heard this attributed to the Mexican police as a cheap way of getting a suspect to talk and which, happily, does not leave a mark. The carbonated beverage of choice was Coca-Cola. Hint: expanding bubbles, and the sensitivity of the sinuses.

I seem to recall a brief shot of something very like this in the movie Traffic."

Both Amnesty Internation and Human Rights Watch confirm that this kind of torture is regularly reported as being used by the Mexican police.


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Postby KronKron » June 27th, 2005, 2:31 pm

yeuch, but I prefer the old medieval torture of daubing the toes in honey and setting a goat loose on him
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » June 27th, 2005, 6:09 pm

wasn't that salt and goat or honey and bear?
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Postby NorkNork » June 27th, 2005, 6:49 pm

I think it was salt and goat. Never heard of honey and bear - sounds gruesome.
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