An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

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An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Gytha Fiona » March 28th, 2008, 1:24 am

Yeah I know I did this before but sometimes you cant beat the old favorites and sometimes you just so need to spread the bile!

Verily!! People who chew gum and deposit it in places a sitter least expects to find it are A GREAT BIG FLIPPIN ABOMINATION UNTO NUGGAN!!!! (especially on the underground when I'm wearing my favorite skirt!!
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Applewoodtree » March 28th, 2008, 11:03 am

Helen Gardner is an abomination unto Nuggan! (She is a professor or something who studied John Donne)
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby commander_vimes » March 28th, 2008, 9:29 pm

contractors who piss in toilets that are'nt connected to a water supply is an abomination unto Nuggan!!!
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Pelepel_CompressorofTime » March 29th, 2008, 3:19 am

For verily, he that doth vexeth Zahi Hawass shalt be declaréd an abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Gytha Fiona » March 29th, 2008, 12:18 pm

and so quoth thusly....people who decide they really want to share their cold with you are indeed An ABOMINATION UNTO NUGGAN!!!!
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby biscuit » May 30th, 2008, 9:59 am

Yay, all managers who steal the credit for the efforts of a minion are an ABOMINATION. Most verily.
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby cheery_littlebottom » May 30th, 2008, 1:46 pm

The heat is an abomination unto Nuggan!

The people at the city council who have decided that the janitors are not allowed to turn the air conditioning of the school building on because of some weird contract that saves money because it only allows the system to be turned on by technicians from the air conditioning maintenance company (don't ask me, I'm only a simple dwarf who doesn't understand this!) are AN ABOMINATION UNTO NUGGAN!
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Gytha Fiona » May 31st, 2008, 12:40 pm

The bloody great hornet that whizzed into my bedroom through the open window at 6am this morning, waking me up and half scaring me to death is An Abomination to Nuggan! I swear the thing was about 4 inches long. :shock:
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Pretty_Blossom » June 8th, 2008, 2:27 pm

inflamation of the joints at the right thumb is an abomination unto nuggan - I can barely use a keyboard.
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Gytha Fiona » June 25th, 2008, 1:14 pm

Ouch!

Gnat bites are An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!! :evil: Soooo itchy
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Re: An Abomination unto Nuggan!!!!!

Postby Spirit » August 16th, 2008, 4:23 pm

my constant headaches are an abomination unto nuggan........24hrs a day, 7 days a week......
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