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How to Take Over the World

Postby The_Bad_Man » October 4th, 2007, 8:16 pm

Ok, following on from the suggestion made in the evil never died thread, I have started the debate tank for how to take over the world.

Now frankly I'm a classical man, who believes that the only sure way to take over the world is to create wierd and wonderful devices, Death rays and all that jazz.

All of course must come with the typical big red self destruct button or other point of weakness to be exploited by some swarvy secret agent and the like.
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Postby cheery_littlebottom » October 5th, 2007, 4:34 am

Don't forget the cool black outfits for you and your minions! You can't take over the world in jeans and t-shirt.
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Postby not here right now » October 5th, 2007, 12:46 pm

hmm, death rays are a good idea, how about satellite mounted death-rays? we could take over the world in jeans and t-shirts if we wanted to, because it would make people less cautious of us, not the case if we wander round in cool suits...
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 5th, 2007, 7:45 pm

I can agree with evil villians wearing white or black suits (white is just so damn onimiuos). But minions must wear tacky organge jump-suits, tis mandatory.

Can't have minions wearing the same clothes as the boss, just not acceptable.
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Postby llamedos » October 5th, 2007, 8:53 pm

kilts don't neglect kilts wouldn't be a proper attempt at global domination without kilts now would it
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 6th, 2007, 11:01 pm

llamedos wrote:kilts don't neglect kilts wouldn't be a proper attempt at global domination without kilts now would it


You've been watching too much Austin Powers.
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Postby Archaic Lobster » October 7th, 2007, 10:14 pm

To take over the world you need a Plan A, which is a highly intricate plot full of murder, intrigue and subterfuge, and if all goes wrong then you need a Plan B, which basically consists of blowing the hell out of your lair, your headquarters or the entire world with some kind of explosive device. :?
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 7th, 2007, 11:58 pm

Archaic Lobster wrote:To take over the world you need a Plan A, which is a highly intricate plot full of murder, intrigue and subterfuge


Though that can be replaced with a cloning plan, which covers alot of bases.
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Postby glorfindel » October 8th, 2007, 7:08 pm

how come ( forgive me for asking ) all atempts to take over the world are made by multi million/billion airs whom all own private islands/boats/planes/multi national companies? and plenty of bute babes on tap....................... :shock: so a vast furtune is a must
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 9th, 2007, 10:43 am

Well that's because big lazers o' doom are rediciliously expensive at the moments. Once the price of them (and subsequently digital cameras), come down, world domination will be available to the middile class.
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Postby llamedos » October 9th, 2007, 10:17 pm

The_Bad_Man wrote:
llamedos wrote:kilts don't neglect kilts wouldn't be a proper attempt at global domination without kilts now would it


You've been watching too much Austin Powers.


actually I was thinking more along the lines of a speciffic carry on film whos name I can't quite recall.

where there is a strong part played by kilts at dispelling the atackers
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Postby glorfindel » October 10th, 2007, 3:15 pm

llamedos wrote:
The_Bad_Man wrote:
llamedos wrote:kilts don't neglect kilts wouldn't be a proper attempt at global domination without kilts now would it


You've been watching too much Austin Powers.


actually I was thinking more along the lines of a speciffic carry on film whos name I can't quite recall.

where there is a strong part played by kilts at dispelling the atackers


? carry on up the Kaibar??

WE also need an unstopable desire to be surronded by dangerous creatures ( snakes/lions/tigers/sharks/parranars/spiders/poisones plants/cats nail to the floor) all held securely behind ( unbreakable bullet proof 12 inch (approx 300 millimetre )thick impregnable walls................................No.) thin 3mm glass walls or in the event of shark/snake/pirranas we need open water tanks with a little bridge with no hand rails, with maybe a few cats nail to the floor in the odd hidden area like just at the start of the formentioned bridge....
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 10th, 2007, 3:16 pm

if sharks are used, they must have fricking lazer beams attached to their heads.
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Postby glorfindel » October 10th, 2007, 4:58 pm

^ realy sharks with lazers :lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:

No we will start of useing dolphins with lazers attached to thier heads, obviously we will need to use killer whale in the colder climits where dolphin dare not swim. Our aim will be to bring international shipping to its kness(?) if our demands are not met.
we will have to start our opperations on some small deserted island, Anglesey springs to mind.We will have to equip my, errrm our dolphins with dynamo powered lazers and just to prove we will do as (I) we say
we will sink the holyhead ferry as soon as the dynamo is fully charged.We have a sea life centre on anglesey already so we will have to find
out
a.how far a dolhpin has to swim to charge up a multi-kilo watt lazer.
b.how long will the charge last
c.how many dolphins will it take to sink all the ships in the world
d.can a dolphin with a multi kilo watt lazer and dynamo catch enought fish to survive in the sea
e.what our demands are
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Postby Archaic Lobster » October 10th, 2007, 4:58 pm

The_Bad_Man wrote:if sharks are used, they must have fricking lazer beams attached to their heads.

Electrical equipment + aquatic animal = not a good idea.
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