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Postby jordcluff » April 5th, 2006, 12:11 pm

dear oh dear...
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Postby snibril » April 6th, 2006, 9:15 am

Riding across a road on my newly-fixed bike only to get knocked off and have it turned into a newly-mangled bike. Fortunately my head wasn't mangled - remember kids, always wear a helmet!
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Postby Pretty_Blossom » April 6th, 2006, 11:46 am

I know someone that did it and got a serious ingury - took him forever to get better, and he still doesn't have full use of one arm.
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Postby wizzard » April 6th, 2006, 10:37 pm

snibril wrote:Riding across a road on my newly-fixed bike only to get knocked off and have it turned into a newly-mangled bike. Fortunately my head wasn't mangled - remember kids, always wear a helmet!


When was that?
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Postby Sheepoid » April 11th, 2006, 10:30 am

Putting an oil drum on a roundabout and spinning it around as fast as possible then chucking bricks at it and dodging them when it bounces back. Unfortunately, I'm not too good at dodging and was knocked out when I felt the stopping power of a well aimed half-brick.

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Postby Reg Shoe » April 11th, 2006, 10:39 am

Hi
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Postby jordcluff » April 11th, 2006, 4:48 pm

Sheepoid wrote:Putting an oil drum on a roundabout and spinning it around as fast as possible then chucking bricks at it and dodging them when it bounces back. Unfortunately, I'm not too good at dodging and was knocked out when I felt the stopping power of a well aimed half-brick.

M

(first post, BTW - hi all)


hallow. put yourself a welcome thread on, everyone wil come and say hello. i'l even come and say hello again.

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Postby smartchance21 » April 13th, 2006, 10:29 pm

1. ripped multiple muscles in my shoulders carrying a log that i knew was to heavy
2.ripped my shoulder out of socket when my friend misjudged the wieght of the limb attached to the other end of the rope that i was holding and cracked a ribbed when my forward momentum was broken by a tree
3. ignored an obnoxious horse for too long and received two broken toes for my trouble
4.recieved a concusion and a broken nose because i was sure i didnt have to get off the horse to fit under the trees

after reading this it would seem that i dont have the best of luck with trees, but you know ive never fallen out of one :lol:
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Postby jordcluff » April 14th, 2006, 10:53 am

gods, i like a good chuckle now and then. that was a good one. being repeatedly hit in the ________ by the same girl, does that count if you pissed her off?
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Postby llamedos » April 14th, 2006, 7:10 pm

you don't think you have maybe some sort of sub-conscious death wish or sadistic repetist nature do you, or is it that the trees are trying to tell you something maybe
otherwise i'm so glad i posted this thread i feel so glad about my tooth as it's not as bad it could be
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Postby Caracticus » May 8th, 2006, 7:11 pm

I cut my index finger on my right hand off with a circular saw.

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Postby Pretty_Blossom » May 11th, 2006, 9:40 am

you people ought to be more careful.
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Postby glorfindel » May 11th, 2006, 2:37 pm

i had caracticus as a brother now that hurts :lol: you try it :lol:
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Postby Pretty_Blossom » May 12th, 2006, 11:42 am

No, thanks - got 2 small brothers at home that usually manage to drive me crazy. It's not that I don't love them, but I'd prefer it if they would just move out.
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Postby a_drows_pet_hamster » May 15th, 2006, 5:19 pm

i nearly ruptured whatever the hell's up my nose after getting a minstrel stuck up each nostril, i dislocated my hip but luckily it popped right back in again after i stole a plastic badger, having jumped out a window wearing four inch heels and neglected to notice outside was a lot lower down than in and trying to get back up required all my double jointed evil super powers, and i nearly died falling off a log. it is as easy if not easier than they say, oh my yes.
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