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what would you rather have?

A teacher that is really strict and roasts you if you are a minute late but makes sure that you know everything to pass
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a teacher who lets you in up to 15 minutes late (this is college not school) and who makes sure that you know everything he knows
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Postby Slippery Jim D'Griz » October 12th, 2006, 3:35 pm

We invented the best prank ever, we attached potasium top the back of a spoon. Our friend nearly set himself on fire eating his breakfast
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 12th, 2006, 8:32 pm

It would have been more funny (and lethal), if you'd used some ceasium.
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Postby llamedos » October 13th, 2006, 3:00 pm

thermite reaction
Dea...no...eternal damn...still no...marzipan to the infidels (far better we'll rot their teeth out and ruin them with dentist bills)
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 13th, 2006, 5:09 pm

llamedos wrote:thermite reaction


It dosn't take much ceasium to blow up a plastic beaker.
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Postby Slippery Jim D'Griz » October 13th, 2006, 6:51 pm

Isnt Ceasium radioactive? or is that francium
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Postby llamedos » October 13th, 2006, 10:08 pm

found an interesting site

http://www.digg.com

warning contains lots of inteligent debates and a waterless egg boiler
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 13th, 2006, 11:32 pm

Slippery Jim D'Griz wrote:Isnt Ceasium radioactive? or is that francium


Francium is highly radioactive, and usually only exists for a couple of seconds. By super cooling it, they've managed to get it to stay for 22minutes. But that gives you an idea of how unstable it is.
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Postby Slippery Jim D'Griz » October 14th, 2006, 8:32 am

Right, so a francium spoon might not get such a big laugh. unless you have a particularly tasteless sense of humour.
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 15th, 2006, 11:16 am

Slippery Jim D'Griz wrote:Right, so a francium spoon might not get such a big laugh. unless you have a particularly tasteless sense of humour.


Well the francium would make a bit of a mess, however the fact you'd have to super cool the spoon first would be a bit of a give away.

"Oh look, i seem to have become one with my eating utencil"
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Postby glorfindel » October 20th, 2006, 11:54 am

always thought of you as a fork ...................errrrrrrrr :twisted:
are was it a spoon??????????
no definately a fork.................................errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 20th, 2006, 12:17 pm

Spoon... fork, eh who cares. Personally i'm a spork fan.
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Postby glorfindel » October 21st, 2006, 4:56 pm

foons rule dude
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 21st, 2006, 9:41 pm

glorfindel wrote:foons rule dude


Thats just splitting hairs.
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Postby sam_vimes » October 24th, 2006, 4:57 pm

they're not foons you imbeciels... they're sporks
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Postby The_Bad_Man » October 24th, 2006, 10:25 pm

The_Bad_Man wrote:Personally i'm a spork fan.



Sam Vimes wrote:they're not foons you imbeciels... they're sporks


First off who you calling an imbecial, dead man. And secondly, like i already said, Spork ftw (for the win).
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